tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37218233027269679942012-01-13T10:44:52.608ZThe inner monologue of living oxymoron; a cynical optimist...Mr. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14413665051563563289noreply@blogger.comBlogger191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721823302726967994.post-68979120747916427782011-12-28T17:00:00.028Z2012-01-13T10:44:52.617Z

Well it's been over a year since I last updated, and my last entry was my New Years resolution. So seems apt my first update is this years. It's been a mixed bag, full of heartache and pain & absolute joy. Sucides, deaths, hospital visits. Weddings, engagements, pregnancies, new births. Made new friends (and enemies) and grew a little wiser. Life is not simple, but it can be so bittersweet... I

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Well it's Christmas Eve, I'm at work later today start at 5 in the afternoon there till 10pm... JOY! But my mind is elsewhere. New Year is next week. My Resolution is quite a simple one, just get on with life... ...I used to be so creative when I was younger, and I wish to return to doing things that exercise my mind. I'm going to be hitting 30 in a few months and I need to get my shit sorted,

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I was up all-night talking to a girl, with friends at her house... Slowly the others fell asleep or went home... 6am? I ordered a taxi home, she stood on the doorstep and waved me goodbye. I had an overwelling urge to kiss her. Just before I got into the taxi, I ran back up the path and kissed her hard in the doorway in the rain. She had the softest lips I have ever known, I felt like I was in

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For everyone to realise that we are all human beings, with hopes fears and dreams. When you strip back all the layers of culture and customs, see that we all overlap in someways within the venn diagram of life... …essentially we all just want to be happy. The only variation of the way that is achieved is dependant on the individual. However an individual is shaped by the society they grew up/

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It's a very very British thing to talk about the weather. But in the current situation it is certainly apt to begin a dialogue about it... It has been snowing, people are off work, schools are closed, Carnage! It looks so beautiful outside, but when you have to interact with it... Reality sets in. Take the simple logistics involved, in just going to the shops for example. You must ensure you

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Paulo Coelho "I'm proud of the scars in my soul. They remind me that I have an intense life"

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Still here, just been super busy with work, and 'drama' will be updating with a new site look and real posts soon... ETA next week? *EDIT* Progress: binned the shoutbox. I don't really have a readership anymore, so it seemed pointless to have one. I'm happy with the site redesign so far.

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{filler filler} place holder txt i'm going to be doing some site redesign at the mo so (bear/bare) with me

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Last week was not only day zero for blogging but also for... [writing later]

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Erm... sorry lack of any updates and well anything else really. My life is in a state of flux at this moment. The last few years have been very hard on me. This has been exacerbated by my retreat from dealing with my problems and completely escaping reality through games.  However I have been making real steps towards changing my situation and outlook on life in the last few weeks. I wanted to

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Shoutbox is back up! Just going to be tinkering with the colour and other settings, apart from that it's good to go...

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After not bothering to update for a few years, and posting the address of this blog on nearly every forum/social networking website I frequent. I have actually finally bothered to get my long forgotten password reset and put a few new words up. I'm going to start updating regularly (yes really), the shoutbox will be up and running as soon as shoutmix email me a password reset. Yes...

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Procrastination is my dogma, I am a lazy lazy man...Will update with some "real" posts soon....

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A fresh new start to the blog in about a week... ...Ohhh bet your excited!

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Have deleted my old entries. As what seemed like the cutting edge of wit and meaningful insight into the human condition, at the time; isn't when you read it months later... ...going to start posting again real soon

Mr. Monkeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14413665051563563289noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3721823302726967994.post-48296516172905734572007-06-30T12:56:00.009+01:002010-11-24T03:29:21.031Z

[It's kind of creepy you wanting to know what I smell like] Y E S- I'M A CREEPY STALKER TYPE N O - I'M AN NORMAL PERSON THAT DOES NORMAL THINGS

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[May Burn Your Eyes] Y E S- I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY EYES N O - I VALUE MY VISION

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If you catch a scent of these in the air, I might have passed through like a ninja... OR

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[Taken May 2006] [Taken Nov 2011] I'm (not) actually immortal... I think??

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